Joketime...

I think it's very important to always know a good joke. Not neccesarily a dirty joke or some long winded story, although those are good too, just a quick joke for young or old to enjoy. People love jokes and I think everyone should know at least one. (Believe me, kids LOVE these jokes!)

I don't take credit for these, I just "collect" jokes and think these are really funny so I thought I'd share them with you. Stop me if you've already heard them...

Why are there so many Johnson’s in the phone book? They all have phones

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck

Why do bagpipers walk when they play? They're trying to get away from the noise

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers

What do you call a fish with no “i”? Fsh

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed dear (Get it...no idea)

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still, no eyed dear

How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer

What do you call the black stuff in-between elephant’s toes? Slow natives

Why are police officers so smelly? They’re always on duty

What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall? Dam!

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out ofa tree would kill you? A pool table

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef

Hahahahahaha...I must be a real dad now because I know lots of lame jokes. Hope you liked these...I have lots more. If you know a good one too, send me a comment with a joke and I'll post it on the Lazblog.

You know what they say, a joke a day keeps the devil from invading your soul and taking you down into the depths of hell to serve him in a fiery cauldron of doom for all eternity. Plus, they're just so darn funny!

Laz