Have a Happy Easter!

Have a happy Easter,
To my friends that aren't Jews.
May your eggs be painted
In bright yellows, greens and blues.

May your friends and family
All gather 'round in love.
While you're hunting Easter eggs
May no one push or shove.

May your Sunday feast include
A tasty, juicy ham.
Or other things that Christians eat
Like wild game and Spam.

May Jesus bless and keep you,
(Or whatever Jesus does.)
And may Good Friday be the best
Damn day there ever was.

May a rabbit bring you stuff
Like candy coated sweets.
And if you're stuck in Church all day
May padding line the seats.

May your day be filled with joy,
With prayer, with eggs, with fun.
And like that kid from Christmas said,
"God bless us, every one!"