The Ins and Outs of Fatherhood

Fatherhood is fantastic, but it has its ins and outs. Life has sure changed for the better, but here's what is OUT and what is IN now that I have a new baby...

OUT: Fridge filled with beer bottles.
IN: Fridge filled with baby bottles.

OUT: Watching "Star Wars" DVDs on my big screen TV.
IN: Watching "Baby Einstein" DVDs on my big screen TV.

OUT: Vegas, baby!
IN: Crying baby.

OUT: Golf clubs in the trunk of my car.
IN: Stroller in the trunk of my car.

OUT: Late night runs to Taco Bell.
IN: Late night feedings in baby's nursery.

OUT: Humping
IN: Pumping

OUT: Going out to pick up the ladies.
IN: Staying in to hold your baby.

OUT: Waking up at 10am on Saturday mornings.
IN: Waking up at 1am, 3am and 6am on Saturday mornings.

OUT: SportsCenter
IN: BabyCenter.com

OUT: Having a "burp off" with your friends.
IN: Having to burp your baby after he eats.

OUT: Subscription to Maxim magazine.
IN: Subscription to Parents magazine.

OUT: Using all your best material to make your buddies laugh.
IN: Using all your best material to make your baby laugh.

OUT: Boys night out.
IN: Family night in.

OUT: Going to "Sams Club" to buy cases of beer in bulk.
IN: Going to "Sams Club" to buy cases of diapers in bulk.

OUT: Free time.
IN: Tummy time.