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Thursday, April 12, 2007

Logan vs. The Oreo Cookie


Fight fans,

This is the latest installment of the LOGAN vs. FOOD fight series. First we watched Logan battle an evil avocado and devour it! Then in the second bout Logan conquered a malevolent watermelon with barely a scratch on him. Now it’s time for fight number three!

And now for our main event - LOGAN VS. THE OREO COOKIE!

Introducing our champion, wearing the polka dotted bib weighing in at 25 lbs, from Tucson, AZ - Logan “The Green Eyed Bandit” Lazarus!

And the challenger, wearing the blue wrapper and weighing in at less than an ounce, from Nabisco - The Oreo Cookie!

Let’s get ready to CRUMMMBBBLLLLLE!?!


Logan’s first bite of the greatest cookie on God’s green earth - the delicious Oreo.


Logan’s reaction after his first taste of the cream filled chocolaty goodness.


Surprise fills his face as he realizes that he’s not eating green beans or carrots or applesauce or oatmeal this time. No, he is actually eating something that tastes good! COOKIES!


Now that he knows how awesome Oreos are, he begins to shove as much cookie into his mouth as possible

Taking a short break before resuming voracious cookie eating.


Cookie number one has officially been devoured.


Sadness sets in as Logan realizes that his cookie is all gone. Some got in his stomach, some on daddy’s shirt and expensive camera lens but most of it on Logan’s face.



But there’s a surprise! Joy now sets in as he realizes that Mommy has another cookie! WOOHOO!


5 minutes and 7 more cookies later, Logan is satisfied and happily intoxicated by the creamy chocolaty goodness that is the Oreo.

LOGAN 1, OREO COOKIE 0

Winner, LOGAN! And he remains undefeated!

Thanks for watching and stay tuned for the next big battle coming soon to an email account near you – LOGAN vs. THE SPAGHETTI DINNER!

Love,
Adam, Emily and Logan

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