Logan vs. The Spaghetti

Friends, family and fans of watching Logan eat…

Our ongoing series of Logan versus various food items has proven very popular, so without further ado I present the much anticipated battle between Logan and spaghetti with marina sauce.

We proudly present “The Spaghetti Incident” starring Logan Lazarus, as the messy boy, and co-starring spaghetti, as himself.

Act 1: Logan has tasted the delicious Italian favorite and just wants to manja, manja, manja!!!

Act 2: After eating several mouthfuls of pasta Logan now becomes a real Italian bambino and throws his arms up yelling “Ayyyyy!” and talking with his hands.

Now he’s a real paisono! He thinks he’s from Sicily or something and even kisses his hand with a real Italiano “Bon Appetito!” All he needs is a velour sweat suit, a horn charm on a gold chain and a Cadillac blasting Vic Damone songs and he could be in a Scorcese movie.

Act 3: Close-ups on Logan’s face: notice the sauce smothered to the left side of his face matting down his hair, the chunks of tomato and spaghetti on his fingers and in his nose and the fact that, like idiots, his parents forgot to remove his shirt which of course was covered in Ragu.

Act 4: Still hungry for more like Sopranos fans after last night’s finale, we’ve refilled Logan’s bowl with more saucy spaghetti and this time removed his shirt, though way too late. He dives right in, literally, and eats like he’s going to the chair the next day!

Logan versus the spaghetti was quite a sight to behold. Somewhat disgusting yet completely messy and fun to watch, Logan destroys his spaghetti in this showdown and proves once again why he can beat any food, any time and any place – as long as it’s not peanuts, raw fish or too spicy.

After the battle Logan gives a look of confidence, cockiness and a little conceit.

LOGAN 1, SPAGHETTI 0. That brings Logan’s total to 4-0. So far avocado, watermelon, Oreos and now spaghetti have been no match for him!

Is there ANY food out there that can beat him? I’m not sure, he’s pretty good. Logan is a true modern day gastronomical gladiator. But the next food item has already stepped up to try! What food is it you ask? What tasty treat will Logan battle next? I scream for it, you scream for it, hell we all scream for it…its ICE CREAM!

That’s right, delicious ice cream. Can Logan defeat this cold killer, this icy assassin, this frozen foe? Stay tuned to find out as the Logan vs. Food fight rages on…

Thanks for watching and stay tuned for the next big battle coming soon to an email account near you – LOGAN vs. THE ICE CREAM!

Love,
Adam, Emily and Logan